**DISCLAIMER** Gross picture ahead, pull to the side of the road and strap your self in securely before viewing. This is your final warning.
I am in a sorry state today. I don't even need to make any faces for people to notice me. In fact, when while I was waiting in Urgent Care to be seen this afternoon, I kept my super cool sunglasses on. What started out as a mild irritation this morning when I woke up has turned into a very uncomfortable, swollen, leaking orifice. I will not gross you out any further with more details but this is one of the most disgusting and painful infections I have ever had. It's bacterial conjunctivitis or bacterial Pink Eye. Imagine your noise using your eye as a surrogate outlet. 'Nuff said!
On to more pleasant topics (and cuter ones too!). Spencer tried to take advantage of his ailing mom to the fullest today. He took one look at me when I picked him up from daycare and I could see his wheels turning. "First, I will sneak mom's toothbrush out of the bathroom and make sure to drop it on the floor at least 10 times before I shove it up my nose. Then I think that I should see if that bag of funny looking balls with the name "potatoes" on the bag is as fun as it looks. I might have to try throwing each one across the kitchen to see if any of them actually bounce or if they just make a lot of noise. Hmmm...I have been meaning to time how long it takes me to unroll the whole roll of toilet paper. Maybe today I will succeed and so on and so forth."