Confessions of a Twisted Sister

I have an unhealthy fascination with Will Smith's navel. Yep, you heard it correctly.

I watched I am Legend a while ago. I think Will is a talented actor and enjoy most of his movies, so this one was a no brainer. The photos below are from a scene in the beginning of the movie. I had a hard time remembering what the rest of the movie was about. Flashes of sweaty muscles kept flashing through my narrow mind. This man is fine, real fine. I want him to be my friend, forever.

At work last week, I walked by Pam's desk (she is a friend and the world's best receptionist, among other things, but that is for another post) and out of the blue said, "I can't quit thinking about Will Smith's navel." She looked at me like she always does when I say something off the wall and unstable. I act like this and she still comes over to my house. Have to hang on to friends like that.

So what I am trying to tell you is not to watch this movie. It will do bad things to you. You will burn dinner and put the laundry detergent in the refrigerator. Remember, I tried to warn you...