1. Your ex's car is on the side of the road, on fire. What do you do? Try to remove the smirk from my face before pulling over to help.
2. Your best friend tells you she is pregnant. What is your reaction? Jump up and down like a 3 year old. I love babies!
3. When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in the face? This is an ongoing thought. I punch like a girl but my friend Mr. Crowbar, well he doesn't.
4. What is the last thing you spent money on? A shirt for John off of ebay.
5. Do you think you gained or lost weight this past month? Lost, but just a little.
6. Crunchy or Puffy Cheetos? Cheesy poofs? Nah, crunchy, always crunchy.
7. The first person on your friends list just called you a bitch. What do you do? Laugh, she knows me well.
8. Congratulations! You just had a son. What’s his name? Dwayne Johnson, II
9. Congratulations! You just had a daughter. What’s her name? Liliana
10. What are you craving right now? My aunt Marlene's cheesy hash browns w/ham
11. What was the last thing you cried about? A dear friend's daily struggle with suicidal thoughts.
12. When you buy something and your change is 2 cents, do you keep it or tell the cashier to keep it? Keep it!
13. What color is your tissue box? Green usually, who doesn't love green?
14. Do you have a ceiling fan in your bedroom, and if so, is there dust on that fan? Yes. No, John just cleaned them. They are spotless!
15. What was the last voicemail you received about? The sweet old lady who calls me every Sunday, by accident, apologizing again. She calls me dear.
16. Have you ever blocked someone on Facebook? Yes.
17. Scariest thing you’ve experienced in the last year? Any moment a spider and I have been in the same hemisphere.
18. Do you wear a name tag at work? No, if people forget my name at work, it's a good day.
19. What kind of car do you want? Knight XV, you know, for when the zombies arrive.
20. What do you order when you go to Burger King? Nothing, BK is disgusting!
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